Bored at work?

Ever been bored at work and that little evil side of you passes the time by playing games that involve you using your perspective to squish the heads of annoying customers? No?? . . . just me then.

The language of the catering industry is flooded with acronyms like CASYGO. However at the higher ends of waitering the simple little rules to remember become more flowery. Wine no longer is a inanimate thing but is personified.My favourite idea is that Red wine needs to breathe.